POP-UP RESCUE for BANKERS!!

Another kind of hurricane has hit Wall Street earlier this morning. A state of panic and fear has uprooted two mighty redwoods we call Merrill Lynch and Lehman Brothers. This not so natural disaster will affect nearly every aspect of all our lives.

Have no fear! POP-UP RESCUE is here!!

It is no secret to our closest banker friends that we have been developing mobile banking units for just such an occasion. Anyone with half a brain saw this hurricane coming but only the very few made the proper provisions necessary to sail straight on through without sinking to the bottom of the sea. Goldman Sachs is one of the few genii out there who has properly navigated themselves through one of the most tumultuous storms in Wall Street's history.

Below are a variety of shells and prefab structures we can utilize

to customize your very own BLOOMBERGpod.

The New York Times quoted Peter G. Peterson, co-founder of the private equity firm Blackstone Group, as saying, "My Goodness. I've been in the business for 35 years, and these are the most extraordinary events I've ever seen,".

POP-UP RESCUE isn't offering $50 billion dollars to bail out Merrill Lynch but we are offering independence and freedom for bankers looking to carry on despite the loss of job without much hope of finding new employment. Indecision in times such as these is almost certain death. A well-executed plan is always necessary for anyone looking to return to safer waters.

POP-UP RESCUE should be a part of that plan!

Let me tell you how it works. POP-UP RESCUE is a mobile banking unit which can be placed on a Manhattan rooftop, your backyard in the Hamptons or even a mountain retreat in the Catskills. The mobile banking unit includes a 250 - 1000 sq. ft. shell housing one to four Bloomberg Terminals, a state of the art kitchenette, a spa-like bathroom with Dornbracht fixtures and mosaic tile and, of course, solar panels to keep it all running smoothly on or off the grid. Each unit varies slightly depending upon your own specific needs and taste. Moreover, you can take your mobile banking unit practically anywhere in the world you choose.

No design firm to date has ever tapped into this most unusual of luxury markets, mobile banking. 

We want to thank all of our banker friends who gave us feedback and encouragement during those early days of development. You will be thrilled to learn that we have been negotiating the terms for a bulk sale of BLOOMBERGpods in the event of a natural disaster or terrorist attack on the city. We have also received many requests from individual bankers looking to trade independent of any firm.

We have a saying on Wall Street, "The difference between

a PITBULL and a BANKER is his BLOOMBERGpod"!

Please contact cole@cole-garrett.com to design your very own BLOOMBERGpod today or to learn about investment opportunities in this newly emerging market.